Life challenged...

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

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thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly


You never know when you’ll need fake blood.

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

You never know when you’ll need fake blood.

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Anonymous said: teen pregnancy, yay or nay?

heartandsoulmidwifery:

Hi.

I presume we’re talking about unplanned teen pregnancy, right? Well, teenage pregnancy is something that the society I live in just doesn’t want to see. The rates in our country are going up. We support sexual education, but don’t put enough effort in it to make it better.

I’m gonna go with both yay and nay. Why?

Because I think that health care providers and families should support the parents- to be in whatever their decision is. With the right support teenage parents can finish school and raise their children. And by support I mean financial aid, education, health care, counseling, whatever it takes. If the mother doesn’t wish to keep the child, abortion or adoption should be offered, but one should never be forced to keep the child, end the pregnancy or give a child up for adoption. Or judged for the decision they made. 

Yes, there are ways to prevent it. Better sex ed, birth control for sexually active people, I just think it’s time to wake up and start doing stuff to make it happen.

I have teenage brothers and sisters, aged 17, 14 and 13. They each had one sex ed lesson that lasted 45 minutes, the same one I had when I was their age. Same class, same teacher. Didn’t work for my generation - it just wasn’t enough. We learned about sex and periods from magazines - and thank god they existed, because I would be freaked out when I got my first period!

I know a few people who had children in their teenage years. They ended up happy or not so happy. Some say that they wish that they hadn’t gotten pregnant (so early or at all) and some say that it’s the best thing that has ever happened to them. But isn’t that something that can happen to anyone at any age?

So let’s just not judge them - let’s help them and support them to make good decisions, 

- HSM

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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Living on my own has been so stressful. Every third week of the month, my stomach is in my throat. Will I be able to pay rent this month? What if something comes up? I won’t have a roof over my head if I can’t pay rent. Yet, even with all of these stress factors, I’m happier than I ever have been. I’m finally free.

breathingdestiel:

trenchcoatandimpala:

"I had the weirdest dream when I was out. It was Christmas, and my parents were still alive, and -"

"Dream? …Heaven - it’s your dream life."

OHMYGOD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THIS JESUS OHMYGOD

IT’S CANON THAT CASTIEL’S HEAVEN IS DEAN

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